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beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

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awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done

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"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."

— How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

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koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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blazedclone:

Khajiit is not sure about this trade, Dragonborn.

blazedclone:

Khajiit is not sure about this trade, Dragonborn.

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2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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sharapwna:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

the prostitute though lmao

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comedycentral:

The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.

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moniquill:

disgustedsigh:

sweet dreams are made of bees
who am i, i’m made of bees
everything is made of bees
send help

::sends nectar rich flowers::

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laugh-addict:

when you see your parent come home from the grocery store

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